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Post by josatriani on Wed Oct 29, 2008 1:22 pm

Si Wanto baru saja kawin dengan Tukiyem. Tapi pada malam pertama mereka tidak langsung berhubungan intim, karena mereka lelah sehabis menyiapkan pesta. Pada malam harinya mereka makan bakso bersama di dalam kamar. Ibunya Wanto menguping dari balik pintu dan mendengar suara…

Tukiyem: “Mas, sudah dikocok-kocok gak keluar-keluar.” (Sambil mengocok botol sambal.)

Wanto: “Jelas aja, lobangnya kekecilan!”

Tukiyem: “Ya sudah, ujungnya saya gunting saja!”

Ibunya Wanto langsung kaget, mendobrak pintu kamar dan berteriak, “Jangan!!! Anu anak saya jangan digunting!”

Wanto & Tukiyem: **#@##^%&??!!!
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Re: Salah Pengertian di Malam Pertama

Post by flash_horse on Sat Nov 01, 2008 2:30 pm

wkakaaaaa.....
lucu men cung...
( melaz dari pada laka sing coment...!!!! )


:ngekek: :ngekek: :ngekek:
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Re: Salah Pengertian di Malam Pertama

Post by shamied on Tue Nov 04, 2008 11:54 pm

Yakin plash di hajar bae kweh jos......... :ngekek:
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Re: Salah Pengertian di Malam Pertama

Post by rhee_fat on Wed Nov 05, 2008 12:52 pm

nyong melu ngrewangi jos............... :gelut:
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Re: Salah Pengertian di Malam Pertama

Post by d4em0n on Thu Nov 06, 2008 12:10 pm

um jos.. hajar ae lah... 🔨
ente mbajor sunk plash.. :doil:
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Post by rhee_fat on Thu Nov 06, 2008 12:51 pm

sapisan aning akh....... :gelut:

remuk2 koen plas............ 😠
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Re: Salah Pengertian di Malam Pertama

Post by renz_girl on Fri Nov 07, 2008 12:07 am

HAHAHAHAHAHA :ngekek: :ngekek: :ngekek:
DONGE RA PAHAM CUNK..... 🔨
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Re: Salah Pengertian di Malam Pertama

Post by rhee_fat on Fri Nov 07, 2008 6:28 pm

renz_girl wrote:HAHAHAHAHAHA :ngekek: :ngekek: :ngekek:
DONGE RA PAHAM CUNK..... 🔨
:ader:



(dies).......koen ta mang loading lama ren :ngekek: :ngekek:
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Re: Salah Pengertian di Malam Pertama

Post by flash_horse on Sat Nov 08, 2008 4:49 pm

shamied wrote:Yakin plash di hajar bae kweh jos......... :ngekek:

bisane dihajar...
💫
apa salahku...
:punky:
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Post by flash_horse on Sat Nov 08, 2008 4:51 pm

rhee_fat wrote:nyong melu ngrewangi jos............... :gelut:

kowe aja melu-melu pat...
kandang kebo'ne wes di bersihi urung...
midin wes pengen nemen turu nang kandan kebo keh...
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Re: Salah Pengertian di Malam Pertama

Post by flash_horse on Sat Nov 08, 2008 4:53 pm

ampuuuuuuuuuuuuun.........:afro:
kalo brani satu-satu.....
:serius:
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Re: Salah Pengertian di Malam Pertama

Post by rhee_fat on Sun Nov 09, 2008 12:58 pm

flash_horse wrote:
ampuuuuuuuuuuuuun.........:afro:
kalo brani satu-satu.....
:serius:



satu-satu.....aq sayang ibu plas????? :ngekek: :ngekek: :ngekek:
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Re: Salah Pengertian di Malam Pertama

Post by shamied on Wed Nov 12, 2008 11:15 pm

rhee_fat wrote:
flash_horse wrote:
ampuuuuuuuuuuuuun.........:afro:
kalo brani satu-satu.....
:serius:




satu-satu.....aq sayang ibu plas????? :ngekek: :ngekek: :ngekek:

Dua,,
Kemanusiaan yang adil dan beradab..........
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
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Re: Salah Pengertian di Malam Pertama

Post by flash_horse on Fri Nov 14, 2008 4:53 pm

shamied wrote:
rhee_fat wrote:
flash_horse wrote:
ampuuuuuuuuuuuuun.........:afro:
kalo brani satu-satu.....

satu-satu.....aq sayang ibu plas????? :ngekek: :ngekek: :ngekek:
Dua,,
Kemanusiaan yang adil dan beradab..........
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
3. rela menolong dan tabah...... :ngekek: :ngekek: :ngekek:
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Re: Salah Pengertian di Malam Pertama

Post by renz_girl on Sat Nov 15, 2008 12:32 am

rela menolong dan tabah??????? :ader: :ader:


daning kaya ayat2 cinta????? :loverose:


wkkwkwkwkwkwkw kaka kelas... bom keh 💣



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Re: Salah Pengertian di Malam Pertama

Post by rhee_fat on Sat Nov 15, 2008 1:11 pm

flash_horse wrote:
shamied wrote:
rhee_fat wrote:
flash_horse wrote:
ampuuuuuuuuuuuuun.........:afro:
kalo brani satu-satu.....
satu-satu.....aq sayang ibu plas????? :ngekek: :ngekek: :ngekek:
Dua,,
Kemanusiaan yang adil dan beradab..........
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
3. rela menolong dan tabah...... :ngekek: :ngekek: :ngekek:


empat:
baik hati dan tidak sombong :ngekek:

ky nyong men 😁
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Re: Salah Pengertian di Malam Pertama

Post by djerri on Thu Nov 20, 2008 2:06 am

rhee_fat wrote:
flash_horse wrote:
shamied wrote:
rhee_fat wrote:
flash_horse wrote:
ampuuuuuuuuuuuuun.........:afro:
kalo brani satu-satu.....

satu-satu.....aq sayang ibu plas????? :ngekek: :ngekek: :ngekek:
Dua,,
Kemanusiaan yang adil dan beradab..........
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
3. rela menolong dan tabah...... :ngekek: :ngekek: :ngekek:
empat:
baik hati dan tidak sombong :ngekek:
ky nyong men

lima:

bijaksana dan bertanggung jawab.....
kaya aku men.....


sori ura muni sombong ya....
aja dtiru...
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Re: Salah Pengertian di Malam Pertama

Post by shamied on Wed Nov 26, 2008 9:20 am

djerri wrote:
rhee_fat wrote:
flash_horse wrote:
shamied wrote:
rhee_fat wrote:
flash_horse wrote:
ampuuuuuuuuuuuuun.........:afro:
kalo brani satu-satu.....

satu-satu.....aq sayang ibu plas????? :ngekek: :ngekek: :ngekek:
Dua,,
Kemanusiaan yang adil dan beradab..........
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
3. rela menolong dan tabah...... :ngekek: :ngekek: :ngekek:
empat:
baik hati dan tidak sombong :ngekek:
ky nyong men

lima:

bijaksana dan bertanggung jawab.....
kaya aku men.....


sori ura muni sombong ya....
aja dtiru...

Enam,,
Tampan dan disukai banyak wanita.....

Kie nyong nemen yah....... :udud:
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